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Friday, 21 January 2011

  • 41ish Rules for Men

     

    I got started on this after seeing a Twitter trending topic by a similar name as the title of this post. Who knows if the TT actually refers to some pop-culture meme, but I decided to take the idea in the title and run with it. I'm sure others have made such lists and done so much more competently, but you probably have to buy their books; this is free. ;) So here's something for us guys:



    1. Always open the car door for her. This neither makes you "whipped" nor chauvinist; it just supports the allegation of being a gentleman.

    2. Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to model Christ to her. As He denied Himself and served the Church, do likewise.

    3. Don't waste your time in silly games of one-upmanship with man-boys. Some things are worth fighting for, but not that.

    4. Goals and toys are not the ends but at times the means and must not interfere with the ends: God and the people in your life.

    5. As the saying goes, a good man is kind to those who couldn't retaliate if he were spiteful, such as your waiter.

    6. Being honest should not equal being cruel.

    7. She is someone’s daughter, someone’s sister, someone’s cousin, someone’s aunt, someone’s niece. One day she might be someone’s mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother. Honor her as such.

    8. Listen to her words, but also the silence between them.

    9. If she's in to you because you happen to own lots of stuff or primarily for your bio externals, you’re not in a relationship; you’re in a service contract.

    10. Also, if a new gal says she just wants to meet someone who doesn't cause drama, it means she doesn't want to date herself and you shouldn’t either.

    11. When getting to know someone, don't take her out on the same sort of date every time. Creativity demonstrates this is more than an afterthought. While you might be the exception that’s already found your favorite haunt, it’s more likely you’ll just be boring.

    12. Get to know the One who made you, then get to know yourself. After that, you may be able to recognize that rib.

    13. Be a responsible adult.

    14. Don't be a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

    15. If you’ve gotten to know the girl you're dating and really like her, romance her. If it’s time to move from casual dating to exclusivity and you don't feel like romancing her then stop dating her.

    16. A good guy will date the daddy's girl. A dumb guy will date the princess. A schmuck will date the damaged girl.

    17. There are boys and there are leaders.

    18. Apathy is not a manly characteristic.

    19. Movies and video games ≠ being plugged into the world around you and thus do not ameliorate real apathy of important matters. A man must keep his head out of the sand to see the dangers ahead and protect those for whom he cares.

    20. But a man who is too serious forgets why he slays his dragons. So do find time to play; just keep life in balance.

    21. Don't be whiny or wishy-washy.

    22. Watch how she acts around animals.

    23. Watch out she treats her parents and family.

    24. Watch how she treats the downcast, the socially awkward, the outcast, and the needy – not just at staged charity events, but especially the impromptu encounters.

    25. Watch how she treats the waitress and other service industry types.

    26. Watch how she treats you. Does she give for giving’s sake or only when she wants something? Does she let her heart be vulnerable to you? Does she share her heart with you? Does she really listen to you? Is she hard and flustered or gentle and sympathetic. Temperamental or wise? 

    27. Watch how she treats God. Does she give for giving’s sake or only when she wants something? Does she let her heart be vulnerable to Him? Does she share her heart with Him? Does she really listen to Him? Does she know His voice and keep His word inside her heart? Is she reflective and introspective? Is she a doer and not just a talker? Does she keep Him number one?

    28. Don’t be a hypocrite.

    29. Never employ double standards.

    30. Remember the fruits of the Spirit in Galatians 5: Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

    31. Pat the dog that greets you and try not to throw rocks at cats.

    32. Respect authority, but civilly challenge that which is unjust.

    33. It’s just a game.

    34. Don’t be a pig.

    35. Tip generously (unless they really, really, really don’t deserve it).

    36. Practice good hygiene even if you’re living with other guys and no one’s coming over.

    37. Don’t kill animals you don’t intend to eat (other than self-defense or to euthanize).
    Don’t even kill bugs that aren’t bothering you; throw them out.

    38. If she’s not your mother, don’t act as though she were – If she’s your girlfriend, wife or friend, she’s your peer.

    39. He who stand on toilet high on pot. :D

    40. Still reading this?

    41. Yes, actually I was bored, but I had some great music going in the background and didn’t want to stop. Hope you enjoyed!
    

    Ben Cantor

     

Friday, 15 October 2010

  • My Cousin's Wedding

     

    It was the strangest thing. I attended my cousin’s wedding last weekend and watched completely without the usual emotion. There was a time I’d get misty because it was something I thought one day I’d find – as others would get misty remembering the day they found it.

    You get to a point in life, however, when you realize that if the marriage train were going to stop at your station, it might have already done so by now, at least as you look around at so many of the friends with whom you grew up. And at a point a little farther along, you quit being upset or worried about that because, who knows, going back and trying to do that now might feel a little like trying to go back to kindergarten to redo that fingerpainting class you didn’t do so well in. Life moves on and so do its priorities, as does what you learn.

    So I felt sort of worried at first when I wasn’t feeling anything. I was worried that I had become this cold, hardened or bitter person, turning in to that curmudgeon – albeit still not a very old one, in my mind at least – whom we all see and never want to become. But actually, quite the opposite was true. What I felt was genuine happiness for my cousin and her wonderful new beaux and what I said were prayers for great success in their marriage instead of begging God not to forget a cookie for me. It was as if I had graduated even as I watched a different graduation play out in front of me. 

    We may not have gone to their school and really, it’s not about any of us or that. We cheer because there are people we love and care about up on that podium receiving diplomas. I'm not saying I couldn't or didn't celebrate with others in the past, but there was perhaps just a little bit more – okay, maybe a LOT more – of me fixated on and reminding myself of my wants. After all, who's the hopeless romantic? Hand raised - here!

    Of course, there’s always the possibility my learning isn’t over and I may well return to that class to discover I still need to get fingerpainting down and become a pro, but if I don’t, that’s fine too. Like Paul, I am learning daily “how to be abased, and . . . how to abound. Everywhere and in all things . . . both to be full and to be hungry, both to abound and to suffer need.” (Philippians 4:12) That’s a process by the way.

    Sometimes all we singles, myself included, wake up thinking about some distant fish that got away years ago, wondering what we were thinking or how we couldn’t have seen the signs. But we know that the plans God has for us are good. He says that he wants to bless us and not to harm us and to give us a future and a hope (Jeremiah 29:11-13); and that He makes everything beautiful in His time (Ecclesiastes 3:11) and “that all things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are the called according to His purpose.” (Romans 8:28)

    So with that in mind, we each have our struggles, whether we are married or single. Each of us has difficulties to face. And to everyone the grass seems greener on the other side at times, because after all: what great big lawn isn’t pleasant when you don’t have to mow it? But on whatever side of the fence we live, we are given a gift, because he takes our burdens (Psalm 55:22, Matthew 11:28-30) and makes it possible for each of us to say, “I can do all things through Christ[a] who strengthens me.” (Philippians 4:13)

     

Thursday, 14 October 2010

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

  • Truth of Love

     

    The truth of love stands strong
    The rite of longsuffering true
    Eternal hopes the heart that holds
    The loveliest of eternal truths

    Faithful is the heart that loves
    And bound in joy indeed
    Better to love what long has gone
    Than have denied what love could be

     

    - Ben Cantor aka Vincent Beast

  • A Limerick about A Dead Rat

     

    Okay, so here's the limerick or two I wrote and warned you about on Twitter. But first the video to provide some context:

     

    There once was a little dead rat

    Who when he died grew rather fat

    Now shaped like a tortoise

    From old rigor mortis

    Rigor Reggie looks kind of sad.

     

    He’s starting to smell sort of bad

    Decomposing like Beethoven had

    I think it’s kinda gruesome

    Still, his friends want to eat him

    And that's why we shouldn't keep rats.

     

    - Ben Cantor aka Vincent Beast

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